At Theta Decay, our mission is to options trade for our partners- giving them access to the same hedge fund style placement reserved for the wealthy elite. You don’t have to do anything but watch for our quarterly updates!

Although we cannot guarantee, our goal is to outpace the S&P 500 each year as a benchmark.

Now compare that to your current investment plan which likely targets benchmark growth per year. Those plans then take decades to double your placement. Makes you wonder what your advisor gets paid for, right? Where’s the hard work in selling curated plans? Answer: there is none- they get the country club and you get to join after your second heart attack.

Business Hours & Operations

We’re Open When the Markets Are Open